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See this movie (NSFW!)?

It's aimed at the straight porn-addicted market. The sequel will be aimed at the gay male porn-addicted market. It will include a character named "Phil-'im-up Robertson," and the first scene will show him saying offensive things about gay people, but a few hours later he'll be thinking of hot guys and vigorously massaging his own prostate with a duck call. In at least one subsequent scene, he'll take two dicks in his ass at once. Two dicks and a duck call, if he's really ambitious.

Now, I should point out that I'm straight (mostly), and that my interest in porn is minimal -- a lingering side-effect of having done web design work in that field. That said, if this porno ever comes out for real, I will buy it.

Date: 2013-12-21 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mckavian.livejournal.com
...and vigorously massaging his own prostate with a duck call.

in the blooper or (ahem) gag reel will be them trying to make 'duck calls' while farting

Date: 2013-12-21 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fierynotes.livejournal.com
Achievement unlocked: "Scared Fierynotes' Cat!"

My cat was sitting peacefully on my lap, buzzing like a chainsaw. Then, I read your comment, and I laughed so hard he jumped up in alarm and ran off. He blames you. I'd blame you, if I could stop laughing.

(Sadly, it will be slightly more expensive to make this movie than I thought. I just google image searched "duck calls." They'll need to hire a craftsman (or craftswoman) to make custom duck calls, as regular duck calls aren't big enough and aren't exactly shaped for safe internal use. And imagine the response if the guys at Duck Dynasty got a custom order for "two dozen nine inch duck calls with flared bases"!)

Date: 2013-12-21 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mckavian.livejournal.com
Apologize to your cat for me.

You forget, chum, these guys are such tight asses that a normal sized one should work.

Date: 2013-12-21 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fierynotes.livejournal.com
He accepts. Or well, he's buzzing again, so I assume he accepts.

Well, yes, but that can't be said of whichever actors are going to play them!

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