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This filk is dedicated to a certain group of sad, bitter, hateful, misogynist assholes who think that they're owed pussy, and they're angry that the world doesn't just hand it to them, and they rail and gnash about how they're doomed -- DOOMED! -- to eternal involuntary celibacy (because all women are superficial cunts who can't see what great guys they are). Oddly, many such neckbeards are apparently Rush fans... so filking a Rush song seems especially appropriate.

(I should add that I have sixteen of Rush's CDs on my computer myself. Not all of us are neckbeards, I promise!)


Loveshy

On certain sites
if your log-in is right
You will find the creepy and desperate.

They're so dismayed
that they'll never get laid.
Must be 'cos all women are against them.

Loveshy -- they sleep alone tonight.
Women just ignore the loveshy.
Loveshy -- all females out of reach.
Scaring them away, it's loveshy.

You could sympathize
With all these poor guys.
They are sad and badly damaged.

But save your tears,
When a lady appears,
They say "bitch, make me a sammich."

Loveshy -- they sleep alone tonight.
Women just ignore the loveshy.
Loveshy -- their dicks are in their hands.
Wanking's all they get, it's loveshy.

They're so afraid,
They will never get laid
Without some form of payment.

They're bitter jerks,
Typing bitter words
From their parents' basements.

Loveshy -- their dicks are in their hands.
Wanking's all they get, it's loveshy.
Loveshy -- all females out of reach.
Women just avoid the loveshy.
Women just avoid the loveshy.

Date: 2013-12-30 08:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] silverjackal
That actually works surprisingly well. :D

Date: 2013-12-29 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com
haha!
I love Rush, it's embarrassing that these guys would have anything in common with me.

Date: 2013-12-30 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourbob.livejournal.com
Frankly, I figure if _I_ can get laid as much as I do everyone else must be going at it like proverbial bunnies.

But yeah. I've heard some of my new neighbors compare numbers of "b's f'd" (though they use the whole words) in order to assess each other's manhood.

And then think - damn those are small numbers. Giggle.

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