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I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.

(Sits on hands.)

...I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.

(Twitches nervously.)

Dammit, I don't have time to write it. I mean, yes, I could easily the dirty talk between them, as they try to one-up each other in how much "donation" money they can get from their suckers. Paul would brag about getting money from some guy on unemployment, Lis would brag about getting money from someone who's down to $5 of child support money...

No.

I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic starring Melissa McEwan and Paul Elam.
I will not write slashfic...

Date: 2014-07-09 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mckavian.livejournal.com
Dew EEEEEET!

Date: 2014-07-09 03:05 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] matrexius.livejournal.com
Please do it.

I just clicked through the link on Melissa and read about the "TW: Iguana" stuff. I knew about her blowup over some poor sap daring to dehumanize her by saying "Shakesville didn't post about this," but...wow. I just. Wow.

Date: 2014-07-09 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kankurette.livejournal.com
In no way should you write this potentially awesome and hilarious fic.

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